Escalating Intensity – Review of Aneros’ Helix Syn Trident I've been rhythmically clenching my anus for the last two hours. Each clench coaxes Aneros' Helix Syn Trident to rub my prostate. It's addictive. [continue reading...]
In Search of Goldilocks with Perfect Fit’s Xact-Fit Silicone Cock Rings Your cock ring doesn't quite fit right. It fits okay. There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't fit as well as it could. If you try on three sizes of shoes, one will fit better than the others. But that doesn't make it your size. [continue reading...]
Penis Vibrator Battle! Fun Factory’s Manta vs. The Man Wand I've written full reviews of Fun Factory's Manta and the Man Wand. If you still feel conflicted about which would be best for you, here's a concise rundown of the advantages each has over the other. [continue reading...]
A Stronger, Less Refined Penis Vibrator – Review of the Man Wand Fun Factory's Manta is awesome. But it could stand to be stronger. And cheaper. And have less dumb buttons. Cue the challenger to the title for the best penis vibrator: the Man Wand. It's stronger. It's less expensive. And its buttons are dumb in different ways. [continue reading...]
Blissful Penis Vibes – Review of Fun Factory’s Manta Vibrators aren't for penises. They're for clits and internal play. Correction: most vibrators. Fun Factory's Manta is a member of a rare breed: vibrators designed specifically for penises. [continue reading...]
The Little Vibrating Plug That Could – Review of VeDO’s Bump Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug Been eons since I've worn a beginner butt plug. It spurred memories of being a teenager, when inserting a mere finger was a feat. But I don't feel nostalgic. Having a well-trained ass is way more fun. So, to amp up my fun, I inserted VeDO's Bump Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug without... [continue reading...]
Realistic Strap-on for Men – Review of Too Sticky’s Personal Trainer My partner was curious how it would feel if I used a strap-on on her, so I tried on her harness. And promptly removed it. Because there was zero room for my balls. Like nearly all strap-on harnesses... [continue reading...]
Beef up Your Bulge – Review of Oxballs’ Cock-T Cock Ring "Long-term wear cock ring" sounds like an oxymoron. Traditional cock rings are designed to be worn for 20 or 30 minutes. If you go longer, you risk causing damage. But Oxballs' Cock-T is no traditional cock ring.... [continue reading...]
Commendable Cock Enclosure Crew – Review of VeDO’s Bolt Silicone Cock Ring Set I have no idea how to pick the right cock ring size and neither does anyone else. If you think you know, I beg to differ. Here's the best... [continue reading...]
Even Great Toys Have Limits – Review of Hot Octopuss’ Atom Plus Your partner, like most women, has trouble cumming during PIV. You could use help staying hard and would love vibes on your perineum. Hot Octopuss designed the Atom Plus to... [continue reading...]
This Toy Deserves to Be Rescued – Review of Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Silicone Head-Master Out of the box, Pipedream's Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Silicone Head-Master, which TooTimid kindly sent to me, is junk. Which is why I must teach you how to unleash its true power. [continue reading...]
Damn Good Budget Dildo – Review of Pink B.O.B.’s Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo A silicone dildo with a suction cup for under $25? Most good silicone toys cost twice as much. I was convinced this meant Pink B.O.B.’s Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo that TooTimid sent to me couldn’t be very good, so I tried my damnedest to find where they cut corners. [continue reading...]
More than a Cock Ring – Review of CalExotics’ Weighted Lasso Ring One two three four five and, if you’re brave enough, six. That’s how many uses I’ve discovered for CalExotics’ highly versatile Weighted Lasso Ring that TooTimid sent to me. And you thought this was just one toy. [continue reading...]