A silicone dildo with a suction cup for under $25? Most good silicone toys cost twice as much. I was convinced this meant Pink B.O.B.’s Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo that TooTimid sent to me couldn’t be very good, so I tried my damnedest to find where they cut corners.
The easiest way to make an inexpensive silicone toy is to make it tiny. So I was surprised to open the box and find it has an insertable length of 7”. Surely it must be pencil-thin, then? Nope. It begins somewhat thin with a 4” head circumference. But it tapers to 4 ⅜” at midshaft and 5 ⁵/₁₆” just above the base.
I really enjoy this taper. I can be impatient, unwilling to spend time on foreplay. Unlike many toys, the Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo doesn’t punish me for this. The head is thin enough to gently coax my ass open, while the shaft—especially the lowest quarter—slowly expands to fill me up.
Another common trait among budget toys is that they’re rock hard. For some toys, such as g-spot and prostate massagers, this can be an asset. But for dildos, you want some give.
My first dildo was Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock Platinum Edition 6” Realistic Cock. If it were longer, I could use it as a baseball bat. This toy is so uncomfortable it nearly turned me away from dildos forever.
Thankfully, the Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo does not suffer from this ailment. It’s slightly firmer than an erect penis. So it’s not soft, but it’s soft enough to remain comfortable even when I play vigorously. It’s also soft enough to make the texture almost imperceptible. This is a very smooth ride.
This toy somehow avoids the two big pitfalls of budget dildos. But there’s one more potential weakness to explore: the suction cup.
When I suction it to a horizontal surface like a table, it won’t come off. Sure, I can pry it off if I try. But no matter how much I ride it, it won’t budge.
Fastening it to the wall is a different story. Sometimes it stays there all day, not coming down until I slip a fingernail under the suction cup. Other times, it only takes ten minutes to fall.
After some experimentation, I found a solution to this problem: Push. Hard. Push so hard your knees slide back on your mattress.
With this bit of persuasion, I convinced the Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo to stay in place as I rode it doggy style. I thought it might pop off, but my concern was unfounded. The suction cup isn’t perfect, but with some effort it works well.
Oral play is also much more fun with a suction cup. Having to hold a dildo to suck it detracts from the fantasy.
I’m impressed with what Pink B.O.B. has pulled off. Their Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo has a good size, isn’t too firm, and has a decent suction cup. A sub-$25 dildo has no business being this good.
My thanks to TooTimid for sending me Pink B.O.B.’s Realistic Silicone Suction Cup Dildo in exchange for my honest review. This post uses affiliate links, which give me a commission if you buy something, but don’t cost you a cent.
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